For the past couple months, due to constant tender times, I've been convinced I had breast cancer...tonight, after spending some time studying my reflection, I started to realize at 25 prehistoric, my tits were just growing again. I looked up some experts to confirm that my theory was even plausible...and came across the best advice blog(?) I've ever read...
If my spell get short & turn bright latern red suddenly, you'll find me embezzling within the robustness food aisle...
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"best advice blog (you've) ever read"???????
ReplyDeleteyou must've forgotten ask joe policy.
I feel like me and donnie race for the top spot on you're blog list, since it's organized by latest update...I have no idea what the fuck Bespoke Cashmere is.
that site about the antidiluvian boobs is the best _sex_ advice blog(?) I've ever read. Yours is clearly the best advice blog(notice there be no question mark here) I've ever read. And you know in what high regards I hold your "personal Chrome" blog.
ReplyDeleteI think I was at a bar called "Rodeo" last night. I think I told some underage douchebag to go home & kill himself. Then somebody set a shot glass alive with blue fire in front of me. I guess for a second, I wondered if you were supposed to drink it with the flames still going. The shit burned like goddamned gasoline.