Wednesday, June 24, 2009

just announced: TOUR!!!

free synastry touring with alchamy soon...cartographical coordinates & date charts tba...

new band: free synastry; new song: electric almanac; new label: matrix software

lyrics page:



To find the best dates for different activities, pick one of the following categories:


PERSONAL AND HOME Starting Things
Writing, Contracts
Personal Relationships
Beauty and Hair
Buying Things (Financial)
Medical and Dental
Repair and Maintenance
Mining and Drilling
Miscellaneous

PLANTING Flowers
Fruits and Fruit Trees
Vegetables

FARM AND GARDEN Cultivation
Harvesting
Miscellaneous Farm


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Monday, June 15, 2009

youtube comment CHOPPED...sorry, alchamy

alchamy (1 week ago)
Spam
The farmer is working in the field scattering seeds...man & woman are fermenting agents living...side by side in a glass coffin.White snow...putrefaction...diamond souls & dragon trees...by the path of the heart & THE SECRET HEART.I am the sky walker.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

"Maybe you could take a bus to the mall and see a movie or something? Do you have any friends in PHX? Love dad"

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Waiting...

I was slightly suspicious that I was the sitting duck in some elaborate reality sting, until somebody finally said my name (?). I suppose paranoia is only a natural side effect of arriving 30 minutes early to your first meeting with a shrink on W 103rd St (breaking my virgin uppers of 92nd St...if you don't count getting lost in the Bronx, trying to find my way back north to Paradise or Paper City). I don't even know how many doors opened & closed around me before I was coaxed through a threshold. It was like some Roman probability game from the dark side...waiting for your worst Night Mare (or Lion) to slink out & maul you, like some feeble, psychic gladiator...In the end, it turned out that it was a legitimate waiting room, in the right office, in the right building. I scheduled a follow-up.













"Can sex on your time kill in cold blood you?"


For the past couple months, due to constant tender times, I've been convinced I had breast cancer...tonight, after spending some time studying my reflection, I started to realize at 25 prehistoric, my tits were just growing again. I looked up some experts to confirm that my theory was even plausible...and came across the best advice blog(?) I've ever read...

If my spell get short & turn bright latern red suddenly, you'll find me embezzling within the robustness food aisle...

It's Coming...

Aaargh!

Why couldn't it have been a plane full of haters?!

"Americans on Flight 447 'loved life,' relatives say"

-CNN aka The News